So I'm at the bookstore this evening, to pick up an almanac, and I get into a brief chat with the salesperson at the checkout line. It seems that they have to keep tarot cards and bibles behind the counter, as they are the most shoplifted items. Bibles. Shoplifted.
Ooookay.
And they say that you can't be moral if you aren't “Christian”. Whatever.
Shoplifted bibles. Kaboom. I wonder whether it’s the same lot lifting both the bibles and the tarot cards at once.
Now, you’ve left out the most important detail…were you picked up for walking around with an almanac under your arm?
Could be a good way to meet oneself a nice police officer, you know.
Could be a good way to meet oneself a nice police officer, you know.
Ahem?
Ooh, I got a bite! I’ll finish the sentence now.
…not that one needs to…
;-)
Rob demanded to know what it was that I was laughing so hard about. Naturally he had to put his two cents in. ;)
The almanac is currently on the dashboard of my car. <snicker>
I’d been hoping for a bite, but I was expecting it from you, not Rob! That was just a bonus ;-)
So…on the dashboard of your car, eh? If you do meet any nice police officers, be sure to let me know…<g>
My cousin’s a sherriff, and AFAIK, is single. I’ll give you his address if you ever go to Virginia :D
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I thought I’d replied to this the other day, but it seems LJ ate it.
I’ll cut you a deal, Rob – I’ll promise not to hit on your cousin, if you promise not to hit on any interesting police officers attracted by the almanac on the dash!
Shoplifting bibles? I wonder who wants to spend an eternity in hell? LOL.
No kidding! Surely stealing bibles must be frowned upon…