Dear Abby, My girlfriend gets several “u need bigg3r penis click here!” emails a day, and I get none. Could this situation pose a problem in our relationship?
I went through a phase where I would get emails with subject lines to the effect of, “Trade in your penis for a bigger one!”.
I often said that I’d love to, but H may have something to say about that.
I’ve NEVER opened one of those, but I always open the ones that say something like, “Win Big Bucks at the Track without Handicapping!!!” I guess my priorities are mixed up. Believe me, I need one a lot more than the other!
heh..heh…
…and this is a problem? :-)
I went through a phase where I would get emails with subject lines to the effect of, “Trade in your penis for a bigger one!”.
I often said that I’d love to, but H may have something to say about that.
BWAHAHAHA!!!!!
That’s great! LOL!!!!
I’ve NEVER opened one of those, but I always open the ones that say something like, “Win Big Bucks at the Track without Handicapping!!!” I guess my priorities are mixed up. Believe me, I need one a lot more than the other!