Is it too much to ask for a toaster that toasts (a) properly and (b) consistently? 08:09:08

Eating Lucky Charms from my Pokemon cereal bowl, watching Animaniacs on Hulu. #PerfectSaturday 10:20:40

RT @SteamforgedLtd: SOCIAL UNLOCK! Retweet this post to help unlock the Kickstarter Exclusive Aloy on Overidden Strider for Horizon Ze… https://t.co/J5Z1zDuSf1 09:00:52

Outrage of the moment: importing an ebook to your reader with a rating oh so helpfully included. 08:33:33 Yesssssss….. https://t.co/MyOuk13R6I 08:47:04 My cat just banked off the wall going into the front room. He wasn't even going fast enough to *need* to bounce of… https://t.co/HzVgGHtkxy 22:15:48

RT @stephanpastis: https://t.co/zqScLkPZaN 11:45:32 I just backed Through the Moongate: Richard Garriott, Origin, and Ultima on @Kickstarter https://t.co/Gn3dgPLyuP 21:47:21

Truth. https://t.co/4eH69qLSz7 12:57:41

RT @middleageriot: Republicans are angry at Bob Woodward's new book about the Trump White House because it combines their two least fa… https://t.co/2rwQGQCEM7 20:12:37 Fixed properly now (more or less). At least this time they only covered the sprinkler head with dirt, instead of cement. in reply to jenbooks 20:14:24

I just backed Drive Act 2 Hardcover on @Kickstarter https://t.co/oCgFyEttr1 11:16:54