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BWAHAHAHA! I always knew Tom was up to no good

This comment from an article on slashdot:

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Animal Crossing may have looked kiddy, but it’s really a very difficult and adult game representing the struggle of the common class against the entrenched mercantile-industrial complex and ineffective government leadership. Everything you do is part of the struggle against the oppressor, from the leaving of revolutionary literature on the town message board, to establishing a strong underground community amongst the populace and trying to instigate open revolt against Tom Nook’s shadow regime.

It’s just really hard…I can get my fellow town members to gather near Nookington’s carrying axes and wearing my “Down With Nook” shirts, but I can’t get them to actually torch the place yet.

/needs to make some “Down With Nook” shirts…


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You can't do that right now…

It’s really dry around here lately, They™ say there’s a high fire danger.

I saw an electronic sign along the freeway today, the kind that tells of traffic problems, etc. – it said “Arson/Burn Ban in effect”.


Um, isn’t arson always banned? I’m so confused.

I'm not paranoid…

But I think I was just cursed by my dinner tonight.

We stopped at Ocean China on the way home from work tonight. Sesame chicken, yum. Here’s my fortune:

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