{"id":1004,"date":"2003-12-29T22:06:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-30T03:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2003\/12\/29\/head-explode\/"},"modified":"2003-12-29T22:06:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-30T03:06:00","slug":"head-explode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2003\/12\/29\/head-explode\/","title":{"rendered":"Head explode&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&apos;m at the bookstore this evening, to pick up an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.suntimes.com\/output\/terror\/29alm.html\">almanac<\/a>, and I get into a brief chat with the salesperson at the checkout line.  It seems that they have to keep tarot cards and bibles behind the counter, as they are the most shoplifted items.  Bibles.  Shoplifted.<\/p>\n<p>Ooookay.<\/p>\n<p>And they say that you can&apos;t be moral if you aren&apos;t &#8220;Christian&#8221;.  Whatever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&apos;m at the bookstore this evening, to pick up an almanac, and I get into a brief chat with the salesperson at the checkout line. It seems that they have to keep tarot cards and bibles behind the counter, as they are the most shoplifted items. Bibles. Shoplifted. Ooookay. And they say that you can&apos;t be moral if you aren&apos;t &#8220;Christian&#8221;. Whatever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1004"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1004\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}