{"id":1008,"date":"2003-12-31T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-31T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2003\/12\/31\/thoughts-for-the-new-year\/"},"modified":"2003-12-31T16:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-31T21:00:00","slug":"thoughts-for-the-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2003\/12\/31\/thoughts-for-the-new-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts for the new year&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stolen shamelessly from <lj user=\"redpretzel\"> and <lj user=\"rusty76\"> because these thoughts are perfect and must be internalized.<\/p>\n<p><i>Life is too short to suffer assholes. Give them no credence. If they attempt to impinge upon you, dispose of them.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>And:<\/p>\n<p><i>Short form: Do more of some things and less of others. Also, reply to people promptly.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>These will suit me perfectly.  :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stolen shamelessly from and because these thoughts are perfect and must be internalized. Life is too short to suffer assholes. Give them no credence. If they attempt to impinge upon you, dispose of them. And: Short form: Do more of some things and less of others. Also, reply to people promptly. These will suit me perfectly. :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1008"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}