October:
\n::: ring, ring :::
\nme – Hello bank? You charged me a fee for a service I don't have and have never had.
\nbank – Oh, sorry. I'll fix that and post the refund to your account. I've made a note in your account.
\nme – Thank you.<\/p>\n
November:
\n::: ring, ring :::
\nme – Hello bank? You charged me a fee for a service I don't have and have never had.
\nbank – Oh, sorry. I'll fix that and post the refund to your account. I've made a note in your account.
\nme – Thank you.<\/p>\n
December:
\n(merciful silence)<\/p>\n
January:
\n::: ring, ring :::
\nme – Hello bank? You charged me a fee for a service I don't have and have never had.
\nbank – Oh, sorry. I'll fix that and post the refund to your account. I've made a note in your account.
\nme – Thank you.<\/p>\n
February:
\n::: ring, ring :::
\nme – Hello bank? You charged me a fee for a service I don't have and have never had.
\nbank – Oh, sorry. I'll fix that and post the refund to your account. I've made a note in your account.
\nme – Thank you.<\/p>\n
AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
October: ::: ring, ring ::: me – Hello bank? You charged me a fee for a service I don't have and have never had. bank – Oh, sorry. I'll fix that and post the refund to your account. I've made a note in your account. me – Thank you. November: ::: ring, ring ::: me – Hello bank? You charged me a fee for a service I don't have and have never had. bank – Oh, sorry. I'll fix that and post the refund to your account. I've made a note in your account. me – Thank you. December: (merciful silence) January: ::: ring, ring ::: me – Hello bank? You charged me a fee for a service I don't have and have never had. bank – Oh, sorry. I'll fix that and post the refund to your account. I've made a note in your account. me – Thank you. February: ::: ring, ring ::: me – Hello bank? You charged me a fee for a service I don't have and have never had. bank – Oh, sorry. I'll fix that and post the refund to your account. I've made a note in your account. me – Thank you. AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1032"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}