I so sucked at this quiz. The answers are under the cut text, and are insulting as hell, but funny – especially if you read them in the voice of Vizzini. I'm going to claim that I did so lousy at this because I had just woken up when I took the quiz. Yeah. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.<\/p>\n
The Questions:<\/p>\n
Q1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner lying in second place. In which position are you now?<\/p>\n
Q2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?<\/p>\n
Q3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. Add 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?<\/p>\n
Q4: Marie's father has five daughters:<\/p>\n
What is the fifth daughter's name? Think quickly…you'll find the answer below… A1: If you answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. You overtook the second runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second. For the next question try not to be so dim.<\/p>\n A2: If you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it… How can you over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!<\/p>\n A3: 5000??? Wrong again! The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator. Today is clearly not your day! Although you should manage to get the last question right…<\/p>\n A4: Chuchu??? WRONG! It's obviously Marie! Read the question properly! You are clearly the weakest link….GOODBYE!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I so sucked at this quiz. The answers are under the cut text, and are insulting as hell, but funny – especially if you read them in the voice of Vizzini. I'm going to claim that I did so lousy at this because I had just woken up when I took the quiz. Yeah. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. The Questions: Q1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner lying in second place. In which position are you now? Q2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in? Q3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. Add 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ? Q4: Marie's father has five daughters: 1. Chacha 2. Cheche 3. Chichi 4. Chocho 5. ???? What is the fifth daughter's name? Think quickly…you'll find the answer below… The Answers: A1: If you answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. You overtook the second runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second. For the next question try not to be so dim. A2: If you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it… How can you over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible! A3: 5000??? Wrong again! The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator. Today is clearly not your day! Although you should manage to get the last question right… A4: Chuchu??? WRONG! It's obviously Marie! Read the question properly! You are clearly the weakest link….GOODBYE!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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