{"id":1098,"date":"2002-05-04T10:27:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-04T15:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2002\/05\/04\/funny\/"},"modified":"2002-05-04T10:27:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-04T15:27:00","slug":"funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2002\/05\/04\/funny\/","title":{"rendered":"funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.satirewire.com\/news\/may02\/prizes.shtml\">SCIENTIST SPLITS ATOM, FINDS TOY PRIZE INSIDE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;It was just a cheap plastic clicker you use to make cricket sounds, and it broke, like, the second time I used it, but it was the surprise I found most satisfying,&#8221; said Prof. Harold Lumiere of the Princeton Plasma Physics Laboratory.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCIENTIST SPLITS ATOM, FINDS TOY PRIZE INSIDE &#8220;It was just a cheap plastic clicker you use to make cricket sounds, and it broke, like, the second time I used it, but it was the surprise I found most satisfying,&#8221; said Prof. Harold Lumiere of the Princeton Plasma Physics Laboratory.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1098"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1098\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}