{"id":1116,"date":"2002-05-23T14:24:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-23T19:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2002\/05\/23\/ugh-grocery-shopping\/"},"modified":"2002-05-23T14:24:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-23T19:24:00","slug":"ugh-grocery-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2002\/05\/23\/ugh-grocery-shopping\/","title":{"rendered":"Ugh &#8211; grocery shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&apos;m standing in line, waiting to pay.  From across the store I can hear the &#8220;squeak squeak squeak&#8221; of those STUPID &#8220;car&#8221; shopping carts.<\/p>\n<p>Except it&apos;s worse than that.  The sound of the horn (yeah THAT&apos;S a good idea, put a noise maker on the damn things) isn&apos;t that loud so the little shreiklings have to POUND on it as hard as possible.  The resulting sound is EXACTLY like tapping a window with car keys &#8211; and it <i>carries!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>On another note, I (heart) my Palm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&apos;m standing in line, waiting to pay. From across the store I can hear the &#8220;squeak squeak squeak&#8221; of those STUPID &#8220;car&#8221; shopping carts. Except it&apos;s worse than that. The sound of the horn (yeah THAT&apos;S a good idea, put a noise maker on the damn things) isn&apos;t that loud so the little shreiklings have to POUND on it as hard as possible. The resulting sound is EXACTLY like tapping a window with car keys &#8211; and it carries! On another note, I (heart) my Palm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}