{"id":1578,"date":"2002-02-06T20:04:00","date_gmt":"2002-02-06T20:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jenbooks.wordpress.com\/2002\/02\/06\/were-praying-for-an-accident-dear\/"},"modified":"2002-02-06T20:04:00","modified_gmt":"2002-02-06T20:04:00","slug":"were-praying-for-an-accident-dear-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2002\/02\/06\/were-praying-for-an-accident-dear-2\/","title":{"rendered":""We're praying for an accident, dear""},"content":{"rendered":"

I swear to god that’s what my mother-in-law said to me. What’s more, she said it to me before<\/i> she was my mother-in-law. Shouldn’t she have waited until we were decently married before praying for grandchildren? I mean, really.<\/p>\n

I think I’ll bet on careful use of birth control and an upcoming snip rather than an “accident”, thanks.<\/p>\n

She doesn’t yet realize it, but the only grandkids she’s gonna get are gonna have 4 legs and fur.<\/p>\n

I lucked out though. She’s a really sweet woman, and both of Rob’s parents have welcomed me wholeheartedly. When I think of the harridan I could<\/i> have had for a mother-in-law if I had married my AZ-ex…. <shudder><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I swear to god that’s what my mother-in-law said to me. What’s more, she said it to me before she was my mother-in-law. Shouldn’t she have waited until we were decently married before praying for grandchildren? I mean, really. I think I’ll bet on careful use of birth control and an upcoming snip rather than an “accident”, thanks. She doesn’t yet realize it, but the only grandkids she’s gonna get are gonna have 4 legs and fur. I lucked out though. She’s a really sweet woman, and both of Rob’s parents have welcomed me wholeheartedly. When I think of the harridan I could have had for a mother-in-law if I had married my AZ-ex…. <shudder><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1578"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1578\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}