{"id":1579,"date":"2002-03-07T00:52:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-07T00:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jenbooks.wordpress.com\/2002\/03\/07\/snip-em-fry-em-and-nuke-em-from-orbit\/"},"modified":"2002-03-07T00:52:00","modified_gmt":"2002-03-07T00:52:00","slug":"snip-em-fry-em-and-nuke-em-from-orbit-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2002\/03\/07\/snip-em-fry-em-and-nuke-em-from-orbit-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Snip &#039;em, fry &#039;em, and nuke &#039;em from orbit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My fabulous husband gave me a wonderful gift today &#8211; he braved a needle in his scrotum and got himself snipped.  Right now, he&#8217;s reading in bed with a bag of frozen peas on his crotch.  :)  In a couple of weeks or so, the doc should give us the all clear  &#8211; all juice, no seeds, baby!<\/p>\n<p>You know what&#8217;s downright irritating?  We had to go to a doctor today clear across town because the one near us would <i>not<\/i> snip a man under 35 with no kids.  The one we went to, wouldn&#8217;t have done Rob (who is 30) if he was single.  Period.<\/p>\n<p>I had to give my <i>permission<\/i> to have it done.  I asked Rob if I should write in &#8220;snip &#8217;em, fry &#8217;em, nuke &#8217;em from orbit&#8221; on the consent form.  I still think I should have.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My fabulous husband gave me a wonderful gift today &#8211; he braved a needle in his scrotum and got himself snipped. Right now, he&#8217;s reading in bed with a bag of frozen peas on his crotch. :) In a couple of weeks or so, the doc should give us the all clear &#8211; all juice, no seeds, baby! You know what&#8217;s downright irritating? We had to go to a doctor today clear across town because the one near us would not snip a man under 35 with no kids. The one we went to, wouldn&#8217;t have done Rob (who is 30) if he was single. Period. I had to give my permission to have it done. I asked Rob if I should write in &#8220;snip &#8217;em, fry &#8217;em, nuke &#8217;em from orbit&#8221; on the consent form. I still think I should have.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}