{"id":1597,"date":"2004-01-15T15:36:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-15T15:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jenbooks.wordpress.com\/2004\/01\/15\/good-thing-he-doesnt-have-opposable-thumbs\/"},"modified":"2004-01-15T15:36:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-15T15:36:00","slug":"good-thing-he-doesnt-have-opposable-thumbs-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2004\/01\/15\/good-thing-he-doesnt-have-opposable-thumbs-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Good thing he doesn&#039;t have opposable thumbs&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because he&#8217;d open the pantry door, get out the popcorn, and nuke it himself!<\/p>\n<p>Damn cat (Max) has figured out what the popping noises coming from the microwave mean.  He&#8217;s a popcorn <i>freak<\/i> and now stands leaning on the cabinet <i>yowling<\/i> at the microwave until it&#8217;s done.<\/p>\n<p>Gerroff dammit, it&#8217;s <i>my<\/i> popcorn!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because he&#8217;d open the pantry door, get out the popcorn, and nuke it himself! Damn cat (Max) has figured out what the popping noises coming from the microwave mean. He&#8217;s a popcorn freak and now stands leaning on the cabinet yowling at the microwave until it&#8217;s done. Gerroff dammit, it&#8217;s my popcorn!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1597"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}