{"id":1622,"date":"2004-12-27T21:57:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-27T21:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jenbooks.wordpress.com\/2004\/12\/27\/im-not-paranoid\/"},"modified":"2004-12-27T21:57:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-27T21:57:00","slug":"im-not-paranoid-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2004\/12\/27\/im-not-paranoid-2\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#039;m not paranoid&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But I think I was just cursed by my dinner tonight.<\/p>\n<p>We stopped at Ocean China on the way home from work tonight.  Sesame chicken, yum.  Here&#8217;s my fortune:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v433\/jenmyers\/remote\/fortune.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But I think I was just cursed by my dinner tonight. We stopped at Ocean China on the way home from work tonight. Sesame chicken, yum. Here&#8217;s my fortune:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[82],"tags":[134,43],"class_list":["post-1622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photo-post","tag-everyday","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1622\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}