{"id":1625,"date":"2005-04-21T08:56:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-21T08:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jenbooks.wordpress.com\/2005\/04\/21\/please-deity-dont-let-them-grow-opposable-thumbs\/"},"modified":"2010-07-09T22:10:31","modified_gmt":"2010-07-10T03:10:31","slug":"please-deity-dont-let-them-grow-opposable-thumbs-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2005\/04\/21\/please-deity-dont-let-them-grow-opposable-thumbs-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Please, $DEITY, don&#039;t let them grow opposable thumbs&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s morning.  <a href=\"http:\/\/sqlrob.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">sqlrob<\/a> and I are in the computer room trying to wake up before feeding the cats.  We hear a door shut firmly downstairs.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sqlrob.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">sqlrob<\/a> goes downstairs to get the cat food ready.  Hmm, sez he.  Where&#8217;s Pandora?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/robandjen.com\/coppermine\/displayimage.php?pos=-470\" target=\"_blank\">Max<\/a>  had locked <a href=\"http:\/\/robandjen.com\/coppermine\/displayimage.php?pos=-83\" target=\"_blank\">Pandora<\/a> in the pantry.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes they scare me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s morning. sqlrob and I are in the computer room trying to wake up before feeding the cats. We hear a door shut firmly downstairs. sqlrob goes downstairs to get the cat food ready. Hmm, sez he. Where&#8217;s Pandora? Max had locked Pandora in the pantry. Sometimes they scare me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[184],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-1625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pet-stuff","tag-cats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1625"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1625\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}