{"id":1629,"date":"2005-08-30T17:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-30T17:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jenbooks.wordpress.com\/2005\/08\/30\/youre-fucking-kidding-me\/"},"modified":"2005-08-30T17:25:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-30T17:25:00","slug":"youre-fucking-kidding-me-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2005\/08\/30\/youre-fucking-kidding-me-2\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#039;re fucking kidding me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Read the caption on <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/photo\/050830\/480\/ladm10208301530\">this picture<\/a>.  Then read the caption on <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/photo\/050830\/480\/ladm10908301723\">this one.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now the punchline.  Read the <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/photo\/050830\/photos_ts_afp\/050830071810_shxwaoma_photo1\">caption here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I have no words.<\/p>\n<p>FUCK the media.  Fuck &#8217;em hard.  With spikes.<\/p>\n<p>Edit:<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve mostly stopped sputtering.  It&#8217;s the same thing as how &#8220;kidnapped&#8221; blond blue-eyed children get buttloads of media attention when the perfectly cute hispanic child does not.<\/p>\n<p>I pdf&#8217;d the picture\/captions in case they go away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Read the caption on this picture. Then read the caption on this one. Now the punchline. Read the caption here. I have no words. FUCK the media. Fuck &#8217;em hard. With spikes. Edit: I&#8217;ve mostly stopped sputtering. It&#8217;s the same thing as how &#8220;kidnapped&#8221; blond blue-eyed children get buttloads of media attention when the perfectly cute hispanic child does not. I pdf&#8217;d the picture\/captions in case they go away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[6,151,78,85],"class_list":["post-1629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-links","tag-media","tag-outrage","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1629\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}