{"id":1635,"date":"2006-01-12T23:36:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-12T23:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jenbooks.wordpress.com\/2006\/01\/12\/you-cant-do-that-right-now\/"},"modified":"2006-01-12T23:36:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-12T23:36:00","slug":"you-cant-do-that-right-now-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2006\/01\/12\/you-cant-do-that-right-now-2\/","title":{"rendered":"You can&#039;t do that right now&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s really dry around here lately, They&trade; say there&#8217;s a high fire danger.<\/p>\n<p>I saw an electronic sign along the freeway today, the kind that tells of traffic problems, etc. &#8211; it said &#8220;Arson\/Burn Ban in effect&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Um, isn&#8217;t arson <i>always<\/i> banned?  I&#8217;m so confused.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s really dry around here lately, They&trade; say there&#8217;s a high fire danger. I saw an electronic sign along the freeway today, the kind that tells of traffic problems, etc. &#8211; it said &#8220;Arson\/Burn Ban in effect&#8221;. &#8230;. Um, isn&#8217;t arson always banned? I&#8217;m so confused.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[134,43],"class_list":["post-1635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-everyday","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1635"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1635\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}