{"id":2284,"date":"2011-11-30T23:02:06","date_gmt":"2011-12-01T04:02:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/?p=2284"},"modified":"2011-11-30T23:05:23","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T04:05:23","slug":"no-jury-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2011\/11\/30\/no-jury-in-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"No jury in the world&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trying to prepare for my oral interview in Spanish tomorrow, fighting my own rampant avoidance behaviour when the following conversation occurs:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rob<\/strong>: Want me to put headphones on while you&#8217;re studying?<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: Yes, please, if you don&#8217;t mind.<br \/>\n<strong>Rob<\/strong>: No problemo.<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: (<em>absently<\/em>) No probleMA.<br \/>\n<strong>Rob<\/strong>: So what you&#8217;re saying is that all problems are female?<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: No, words that end in &#8220;ma&#8221;&#8230;.. shut up.<br \/>\n<strong>Rob<\/strong>: (<em>snickers<\/em>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trying to prepare for my oral interview in Spanish tomorrow, fighting my own rampant avoidance behaviour when the following conversation occurs: Rob: Want me to put headphones on while you&#8217;re studying? Me: Yes, please, if you don&#8217;t mind. Rob: No problemo. Me: (absently) No probleMA. Rob: So what you&#8217;re saying is that all problems are female? Me: No, words that end in &#8220;ma&#8221;&#8230;.. shut up. Rob: (snickers)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[60,94,97],"class_list":["post-2284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-nonsense","tag-husband","tag-school","tag-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}