{"id":2459,"date":"2012-04-12T16:52:17","date_gmt":"2012-04-12T22:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/?p=2459"},"modified":"2012-04-12T16:52:17","modified_gmt":"2012-04-12T22:52:17","slug":"its-not-my-fault","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2012\/04\/12\/its-not-my-fault\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s not MY fault&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Rob<\/span>: <a href=\"http:\/\/static.neatorama.com\/images\/2012-04\/doggerhosen.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/static.neatorama.com\/images\/2012-04\/doggerhosen.jpg<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080;\">Jen<\/span>: Oh lord.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080;\">Jen<\/span>: that poor dog.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080;\">Jen<\/span>: As an unrelated question, where are your clippers?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008000;\">Rob<\/span>: under the sink :-P<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080;\">Jen<\/span>: Protip: You should not have told me. :D<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008000;\">Rob<\/span>: I want to see what you&#8217;ll do :D<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080;\">Jen<\/span>: I&#8217;m so posting this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rob: http:\/\/static.neatorama.com\/images\/2012-04\/doggerhosen.jpg Jen: Oh lord. Jen: that poor dog. Jen: As an unrelated question, where are your clippers? Rob: under the sink :-P Jen: Protip: You should not have told me. :D Rob: I want to see what you&#8217;ll do :D Jen: I&#8217;m so posting this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[195,97],"class_list":["post-2459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-nonsense","tag-im-gems","tag-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}