So my bestest, oldest friend finally got an LJ account. We've been friends since 7th grade, which was at least an eon ago.<\/p>\n
According to our last phone call, her little sister's (who is 14, I swear<\/i> she's 14, she can't possibly<\/i> have grown up and had kids and..) daughter is nine<\/i> years old now.<\/p>\n
That can't be. I have a baby photo of that kid, she can't<\/i> be nine.<\/p>\n
So yeah. Eons.<\/p>\n
Anyway, welcome (psst. Don't scare her.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So my bestest, oldest friend finally got an LJ account. We've been friends since 7th grade, which was at least an eon ago. According to our last phone call, her little sister's (who is 14, I swear she's 14, she can't possibly have grown up and had kids and..) daughter is nine years old now. That can't be. I have a baby photo of that kid, she can't be nine. So yeah. Eons. Anyway, welcome ! (psst. Don't scare her.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[260],"class_list":["post-288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}