{"id":290,"date":"2006-01-14T12:42:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-14T17:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2006\/01\/14\/blech\/"},"modified":"2006-01-14T12:42:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-14T17:42:00","slug":"blech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2006\/01\/14\/blech\/","title":{"rendered":"Blech&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I learned something today.  I learned that real maple syrup goes bad, even unopened.<\/p>\n<p>I think it was well on its way to being some kind of alcoholic beverage.  And not a good kind.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, I smelled it and tasted it <i>before<\/i> I put it on my french toast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I learned something today. I learned that real maple syrup goes bad, even unopened. I think it was well on its way to being some kind of alcoholic beverage. And not a good kind. Luckily, I smelled it and tasted it before I put it on my french toast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[260],"class_list":["post-290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}