{"id":301,"date":"2006-02-08T17:40:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-08T22:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2006\/02\/08\/desperate-cry-for-help\/"},"modified":"2006-02-08T17:40:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-08T22:40:00","slug":"desperate-cry-for-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2006\/02\/08\/desperate-cry-for-help\/","title":{"rendered":"Desperate cry for help"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I'm completely sick of my hair. It's time for a change.<\/p>\n

There's a problem with this, because I'm completely hopeless with fixing it up. I'm also not likely to teach myself, as messing with my hair doesn't really interest me.<\/p>\n

Of course, I do want it to look as decent as possible.<\/p>\n

When my plague is over and I can go more than 30 minutes without coughing to death, I'm going to make an appointment. I found some hairstyles that I don't hate, but to be honest I have zero<\/i> idea of how much work is involved with them.<\/p>\n

What I need is a literal “wash and go” hairstyle. I might as well be honest – I won't blow dry. Moussing doesn't offend, but it's not likely I'll do it every day. Chi-ing my hair is the one thing I actually can<\/i> do, but again, not likely I'll do it every day. As for a curling iron, fat chance.<\/p>\n

So yah. Any suggestions? Here<\/a> is what I'm printing out for my hair stylist. The last three pics in the table are me. Am I delusional?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I'm completely sick of my hair. It's time for a change. There's a problem with this, because I'm completely hopeless with fixing it up. I'm also not likely to teach myself, as messing with my hair doesn't really interest me. Of course, I do want it to look as decent as possible. When my plague is over and I can go more than 30 minutes without coughing to death, I'm going to make an appointment. I found some hairstyles that I don't hate, but to be honest I have zero idea of how much work is involved with them. What I need is a literal “wash and go” hairstyle. I might as well be honest – I won't blow dry. Moussing doesn't offend, but it's not likely I'll do it every day. Chi-ing my hair is the one thing I actually can do, but again, not likely I'll do it every day. As for a curling iron, fat chance. So yah. Any suggestions? Here is what I'm printing out for my hair stylist. The last three pics in the table are me. Am I delusional?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}