{"id":338,"date":"2006-07-03T10:11:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-03T15:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2006\/07\/03\/um-whups\/"},"modified":"2006-07-03T10:11:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-03T15:11:00","slug":"um-whups","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2006\/07\/03\/um-whups\/","title":{"rendered":"Um, whups?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robandjen.com\/images\/framboise.gif\" align=\"Right\">We&apos;re having a nice, relaxing four day weekend.  Aside from the minor annoyance of the HOA forcing a nationalistic display in <i>my<\/i> yard, it&apos;s been heavenly.<\/p>\n<p>So last night, I decided it was a good time to drink the raspberry lambic beer I had stashed in the fridge.  I snag my trusty bottle opener, pop the top &#8211; and stare in dismay at the <i>cork<\/i> blocking my enjoyment of raspberry goodness.<\/p>\n<p>A cork?!?   We don&apos;t <i>own<\/i> a corkscrew.  We don&apos;t drink wine.  The closest thing to wine I ever drink are wine coolers, and they <i>definitely<\/i> don&apos;t have a cork.<\/p>\n<p>Guess I need to go buy a corkscrew.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&apos;re having a nice, relaxing four day weekend. Aside from the minor annoyance of the HOA forcing a nationalistic display in my yard, it&apos;s been heavenly. So last night, I decided it was a good time to drink the raspberry lambic beer I had stashed in the fridge. I snag my trusty bottle opener, pop the top &#8211; and stare in dismay at the cork blocking my enjoyment of raspberry goodness. A cork?!? We don&apos;t own a corkscrew. We don&apos;t drink wine. The closest thing to wine I ever drink are wine coolers, and they definitely don&apos;t have a cork. Guess I need to go buy a corkscrew.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}