{"id":3736,"date":"2013-02-14T19:40:04","date_gmt":"2013-02-15T01:40:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/?p=3736"},"modified":"2013-02-14T19:40:04","modified_gmt":"2013-02-15T01:40:04","slug":"im-sorry-miss-squirrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2013\/02\/14\/im-sorry-miss-squirrel\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m sorry Miss Squirrel!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So today I bought three small lego sets, you know, like you do, and was happily putting them together tonight.  The first one I did was a <a href=\"http:\/\/shop.lego.com\/en-US\/Squirrel-s-Tree-House-41017\" target=\"_blank\">squirrel treehouse<\/a>; I finished it and set it aside.  The next one was a <a href=\"http:\/\/shop.lego.com\/en-US\/Construction-Hauler-31005\" target=\"_blank\">truck\/trailer\/bulldozer<\/a> thing.  I finished the first part, which happened to be the bulldozer.  I set that aside and started to work on the truck part, when I looked up, and, well, this happened:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3737\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3737\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/2013-02-14-19.02.54.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/2013-02-14-19.02.54-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"Look out, squirrel!\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"size-large wp-image-3737\" srcset=\"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/2013-02-14-19.02.54-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/2013-02-14-19.02.54-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/2013-02-14-19.02.54.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3737\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Look out, squirrel!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So today I bought three small lego sets, you know, like you do, and was happily putting them together tonight. The first one I did was a squirrel treehouse; I finished it and set it aside. The next one was a truck\/trailer\/bulldozer thing. I finished the first part, which happened to be the bulldozer. I set that aside and started to work on the truck part, when I looked up, and, well, this happened:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[219,97],"class_list":["post-3736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-nonsense","tag-lego","tag-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3736"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3736\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}