{"id":3979,"date":"2014-03-30T19:27:37","date_gmt":"2014-03-31T00:27:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/?p=3979"},"modified":"2014-05-04T19:35:45","modified_gmt":"2014-05-05T00:35:45","slug":"i-are-grownup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2014\/03\/30\/i-are-grownup\/","title":{"rendered":"I are grownup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I fixed the back door today! The lock was super hard to lock\/unlock and the knob would barely even TURN &#8211; which means quietly opening the door so that Jake could chase a squirrel was just not happening. Well, neither the dog nor I could stand for that, so I replaced the whole door knob.<\/p>\n<p>I also have laundry in, because I&#8217;m an adult, dammit.<\/p>\n<p>(<em>image from <a href=\"http:\/\/hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com\/2010\/06\/this-is-why-ill-never-be-adult.html\" target=\"_blank\">Hyperbole and a Half <\/a>because she knows, man. She KNOWS.<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3980\" src=\"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/1504606_282097665293019_974552246_n.jpg\" alt=\"laundry\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I fixed the back door today! The lock was super hard to lock\/unlock and the knob would barely even TURN &#8211; which means quietly opening the door so that Jake could chase a squirrel was just not happening. Well, neither the dog nor I could stand for that, so I replaced the whole door knob. I also have laundry in, because I&#8217;m an adult, dammit. (image from Hyperbole and a Half because she knows, man. She KNOWS.) &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[258,58],"class_list":["post-3979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-nonsense","tag-catch-up","tag-home-improvement"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}