{"id":410,"date":"2006-11-22T20:44:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-23T01:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2006\/11\/22\/gonna-tease-the-dog-next\/"},"modified":"2006-11-22T20:44:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-23T01:44:00","slug":"gonna-tease-the-dog-next","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2006\/11\/22\/gonna-tease-the-dog-next\/","title":{"rendered":"Gonna tease the dog next?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My husband hates me.<\/p>\n<p>No, really, he does.<\/p>\n<p>He sends me a link to <a href=&apos;http:\/\/bursarvixen.com\/beer.php3&apos;>Discworld Beer<\/a> &#8211; they don&apos;t deliver to the US <em>and<\/em> they&apos;re discontinuing the line.<\/p>\n<p>I&apos;m going to sulk for a while.<\/p>\n<p>===================<\/p>\n<p>In other news, I&apos;m incredibly grateful that we <em>don&apos;t<\/em> have a half-frozen turkey in the fridge.  We had decided against a traditional Turkeyday in lieu of our Saturday plans.  If we <em>did<\/em> have a turkey, there&apos;s no way we&apos;d be able to <em>cook<\/em> it, let alone enjoy it.<\/p>\n<p>Two more days to fully recover&#8230; pokes gurgling tummy&#8230; you hear me?!?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My husband hates me. No, really, he does. He sends me a link to Discworld Beer &#8211; they don&apos;t deliver to the US and they&apos;re discontinuing the line. I&apos;m going to sulk for a while. =================== In other news, I&apos;m incredibly grateful that we don&apos;t have a half-frozen turkey in the fridge. We had decided against a traditional Turkeyday in lieu of our Saturday plans. If we did have a turkey, there&apos;s no way we&apos;d be able to cook it, let alone enjoy it. Two more days to fully recover&#8230; pokes gurgling tummy&#8230; you hear me?!?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}