{"id":437,"date":"2005-03-05T12:26:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-05T17:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2005\/03\/05\/havehave-not-meme\/"},"modified":"2005-03-05T12:26:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-05T17:26:00","slug":"havehave-not-meme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2005\/03\/05\/havehave-not-meme\/","title":{"rendered":"Have\/Have not meme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grf.  Need to get a shower and get moving.  Instead, I&apos;ll do a meme.<\/p>\n<p><lj-cut text=\"List memeage\"><\/p>\n<p>Statements in bold are true:<\/p>\n<p><b>I&apos;ve Never Smoked Pot<\/b><br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex<br \/>\n<b>I&apos;ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I&apos;ve Never Crashed A Friend&apos;s Car<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I&apos;ve Never Been To Japan<\/b><br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Been In A Taxi<br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Been In Love<br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Had Sex In Public<br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Been Dumped<br \/>\n<b>I&apos;ve Never Done Cocaine<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I&apos;ve Never Shoplifted<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I&apos;ve Never Been Fired Yet<br \/>\n<b>I&apos;ve Never Been In A Fist Fight<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I&apos;ve Never Had Group Sex<\/b><br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Snuck Out Of My Parent&apos;s House<br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Been Tied Up<br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone<\/p>\n<p><b>I&apos;ve Never Been Arrested<\/b><br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Made Out With A Stranger<br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Stolen Something From My Job<br \/>\n<b>I&apos;ve Never Celebrated New Year&apos;s In Time Square<\/b><br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Gone On A Blind Date<br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Lied To A Friend<br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher<\/p>\n<p><b>I&apos;ve Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New Orleans<\/b>  (This is on my &#8220;to-do&#8221; list)<br \/>\n<b>I&apos;ve Never Been To Europe<\/b><br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Skipped School<br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker<\/p>\n<p><b>I&apos;ve Never Cut Myself On Purpose<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I&apos;ve Never Had Sex At The Office<\/b><br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Been Married<br \/>\n<b>I&apos;ve Never Been Divorced<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I&apos;ve Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week<br \/>\n<b>I&apos;ve Never Posed Nude<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I&apos;ve Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I&apos;ve Never Killed Anyone<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I&apos;ve Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner<\/b><br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar<br \/>\n<b>I&apos;ve Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire<\/b><br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Eaten Sushi<br \/>\n<b>I&apos;ve Never Been Snowboarding<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I&apos;ve Never Had Sex At A Friend&apos;s House While They Were Throwing A Party<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I&apos;ve Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room<\/b><br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Flashed Anyone<br \/>\nI&apos;ve Never Met Anyone From Online  (I&apos;ve met <i>lots and lots<\/i> of people from online &#8211; including <lj user=\"sqlrob\">.  99% have been well worth meeting)<\/p>\n<p><b>I miss someone right now.<\/b><br \/>\nI watch more TV this year than last year.<br \/>\nI love olives.<br \/>\n<b>I love sleeping.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I own a home.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I wear glasses or contact lenses.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I love to play video games.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I have done something illegal.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I have watched porn movies.<\/b><br \/>\nI have been in a threesome.<br \/>\n<b>I have been the &#8220;psycho ex&#8221; in a past relationship.<\/b> (only mildly psycho, and it wore off)<br \/>\nI like my handwriting.<br \/>\nI have acne-free skin.<\/p>\n<p><b>I curse frequently.<\/b><br \/>\nI have changed a lot over the past year.<br \/>\n<b>I have a hobby.<\/b><br \/>\nI have been to another country.<br \/>\nI carry a weapon with me everywhere I go.<br \/>\n<b>I have been told that I am very smart.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I have broken a bone.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.<br \/>\n<b>I love rain.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I can be paranoid at times.<\/b><br \/>\nI would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.<br \/>\n<b>I have tried sushi.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I have been to Las Vegas.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I have at least one brother and\/or sister.<\/b><br \/>\nI was born in a country other than the USA.<br \/>\n<b>I shave my legs.<\/b><br \/>\nI have a twin.<br \/>\n<b>I have Caller I.D. on my phone.<\/b><br \/>\nI am good at styling other people&apos;s hair.<br \/>\nI am usually pessimistic.<br \/>\n<b>I have mood swings.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I think prostitution should be legalized.<\/b><br \/>\nI think Britney Spears is pretty.<br \/>\nI have cheated on a significant other.<br \/>\nI have a hidden talent.<br \/>\nI am currently single.<br \/>\nI have kissed someone of the same sex.<br \/>\nI enjoy talking on the phone.<br \/>\n<b>I love to shop.<\/b><br \/>\nI would classify myself as &#8220;ghetto.&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>I am obsessed with my LJ.<\/b><br \/>\nI don&apos;t hate anyone.<br \/>\nI am a good dancer.<br \/>\nI am embarrassed to be seen with my mother or father.<\/p>\n<p><b>I have a cell phone.<\/b><br \/>\nI watch MTV on a daily basis.<br \/>\nI have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.<br \/>\n<b>I have been in a real relationship.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I have rejected someone before.<\/b><br \/>\nI currently have a crush on someone.<br \/>\n<b>I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I have changed a diaper.<\/b><br \/>\nI have had the cops called on me.<br \/>\nI bite my nails.<br \/>\nI am allergic to something deadly.<br \/>\n<b>I have a lot to learn.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I have dated someone 10 years (or more) older or younger than me.<\/b><br \/>\nI am very shy around the opposite sex.<br \/>\n<b>I am online 24\/7, even as an away message.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I have been rejected by someone.<\/b><br \/>\nI have made a move on a friend&apos;s significant other in the past.<br \/>\n<b>I have avoided work to play with my blog.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I, as a child, learned &#8220;the difference between boys and girls&#8221; with a neighbor or friend.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I enjoy country music.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I love my friends.<\/b><br \/>\nI think that Pizza Hut makes the best pizza.<br \/>\nI watch soap operas on a regular basis.<br \/>\n<b>I am a perfectionist.<\/b><br \/>\nI love Michael Jackson &#8211; scandals and all.<br \/>\nI have watched the television show &#8220;Spongebob Squarepants.&#8221;<br \/>\nI have dated a close friend&apos;s ex.<\/p>\n<p><b>I am content as of this moment.<\/b><br \/>\nI have gone scuba diving. (not yet, but I want to!)<br \/>\n<b>I have had a crush on somebody I have never met.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn&apos;t.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I play a musical instrument.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I strongly dislike math.<br \/>\n<b>I am procrastinating by filling out this list.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I own and use a library card.<\/b><br \/>\nI have been to Europe.<br \/>\n<b>I have seen &#8220;The Lord of the Rings&#8221; trilogy.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I have seen the television show &#8220;The O.C.&#8221;<br \/>\nI am resentful that I have to grow up.<br \/>\n<b>I like eating Ramen noodles.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.<\/b><br \/>\nI am currently suffering from a broken heart.<br \/>\n<b>I consider myself to be a &#8220;geek.&#8221;<\/b>  (statement was &#8220;nerd&#8221; &#8211; &#8220;geek&#8221; is much more satisfying)<br \/>\nI am left handed.<\/p>\n<p><b>I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I enjoy smoothies.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I have had major surgery.<\/b>  (Tonsillectomy.  That&apos;s it.)<br \/>\n<b>I have a pet.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I own 100 CDs or more.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I am currently in my pajamas.<\/b>  (well, what I wear to bed, anyway)<br \/>\n<b>I have a tendency to fall for the &#8220;wrong&#8221; girl\/guy.<\/b> (Used to!)<\/p>\n<p><b>I will try anything once.<\/b> (Mostly)<br \/>\nI have tried a drug that is illegal.<br \/>\n<b>I am a cuddler.<\/b>  (Sometimes)<br \/>\nI am a Republican.<br \/>\nI am Catholic.<br \/>\nI am a college student.<br \/>\n<b>I like to cook.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I like to vacuum.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I collect picture frames.<br \/>\n<b>I like Shakespeare.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I like to sing.<\/b><br \/>\nI practice a religion that is not considered &#8220;mainstream.&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>I have counted down the days until the summer.<\/b><br \/>\nI have fulfilled someone&apos;s dare at a party or gathering.<br \/>\nI am, or was, pigeon-toed.<br \/>\nI have been to an anime convention.<br \/>\nI have a hard time paying attention at school.<\/p>\n<p><b>I have a car.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I am an only child.<\/b>  (I was <i>raised<\/i> as an only child)<br \/>\n<b>I work at a job that I enjoy.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I sleep a lot during the day.<\/b>  (Given the chance, that is)<br \/>\nI like the taste of blood.<br \/>\n<b>I have swum in the ocean.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I know how to shoot a gun.<\/b><br \/>\nI like being the center of attention.<br \/>\nI am currently pregnant.<br \/>\nI have watched &#8220;Sex and the City.&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>I am married.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I want to get (re-)married.<br \/>\nI have all my grandparents; none of them have died.<br \/>\n<b>I am a huge fan of lists.<\/b><br \/>\nI have had my hair cut within the last week.<br \/>\n<b>I enjoy jazz music.<\/b><br \/>\nI am a &#8220;morning person.&#8221;  (HAHAHAHA!  Um, no.)<br \/>\nI currently regret something that I have done.<br \/>\nI&apos;m a virgin.<br \/>\n<b>I think long strings of html code look cool<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p><b>I do not believe people are inherently good or evil; rather, they are inherently lazy.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>I read books for pleasure.<\/b><br \/>\nI love learning foreign languages.<br \/>\nI believe that life is not worth living unless you have friends to share your experiences with.<br \/>\n<b>I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grf. Need to get a shower and get moving. Instead, I&apos;ll do a meme. Statements in bold are true: I&apos;ve Never Smoked Pot I&apos;ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex I&apos;ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex I&apos;ve Never Crashed A Friend&apos;s Car I&apos;ve Never Been To Japan I&apos;ve Never Been In A Taxi I&apos;ve Never Been In Love I&apos;ve Never Had Sex In Public I&apos;ve Never Been Dumped I&apos;ve Never Done Cocaine I&apos;ve Never Shoplifted I&apos;ve Never Been Fired Yet I&apos;ve Never Been In A Fist Fight I&apos;ve Never Had Group Sex I&apos;ve Never Snuck Out Of My Parent&apos;s House I&apos;ve Never Been Tied Up I&apos;ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone I&apos;ve Never Been Arrested I&apos;ve Never Made Out With A Stranger I&apos;ve Never Stolen Something From My Job I&apos;ve Never Celebrated New Year&apos;s In Time Square I&apos;ve Never Gone On A Blind Date I&apos;ve Never Lied To A Friend I&apos;ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher I&apos;ve Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New Orleans (This is on my &#8220;to-do&#8221; list) I&apos;ve Never Been To Europe I&apos;ve Never Skipped School I&apos;ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker I&apos;ve Never Cut Myself On Purpose I&apos;ve Never Had Sex At The Office I&apos;ve Never Been Married I&apos;ve Never Been Divorced I&apos;ve Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week I&apos;ve Never Posed Nude I&apos;ve Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them I&apos;ve Never Killed Anyone I&apos;ve Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner I&apos;ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar I&apos;ve Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire I&apos;ve Never Eaten Sushi I&apos;ve Never Been Snowboarding I&apos;ve Never Had Sex At A Friend&apos;s House While They Were Throwing A Party I&apos;ve Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room I&apos;ve Never Flashed Anyone I&apos;ve Never Met Anyone From Online (I&apos;ve met lots and lots of people from online &#8211; including . 99% have been well worth meeting) I miss someone right now. I watch more TV this year than last year. I love olives. I love sleeping. I own a home. I wear glasses or contact lenses. I love to play video games. I have done something illegal. I have watched porn movies. I have been in a threesome. I have been the &#8220;psycho ex&#8221; in a past relationship. (only mildly psycho, and it wore off) I like my handwriting. I have acne-free skin. I curse frequently. I have changed a lot over the past year. I have a hobby. I have been to another country. I carry a weapon with me everywhere I go. I have been told that I am very smart. I have broken a bone. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. I love rain. I can be paranoid at times. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I have tried sushi. I have been to Las Vegas. I have at least one brother and\/or sister. I was born in a country other than the USA. I shave my legs. I have a twin. I have Caller I.D. on my phone. I am good at styling other people&apos;s hair. I am usually pessimistic. I have mood swings. I think prostitution should be legalized. I think Britney Spears is pretty. I have cheated on a significant other. I have a hidden talent. I am currently single. I have kissed someone of the same sex. I enjoy talking on the phone. I love to shop. I would classify myself as &#8220;ghetto.&#8221; I am obsessed with my LJ. I don&apos;t hate anyone. I am a good dancer. I am embarrassed to be seen with my mother or father. I have a cell phone. I watch MTV on a daily basis. I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months. I have been in a real relationship. I have rejected someone before. I currently have a crush on someone. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. I have changed a diaper. I have had the cops called on me. I bite my nails. I am allergic to something deadly. I have a lot to learn. I have dated someone 10 years (or more) older or younger than me. I am very shy around the opposite sex. I am online 24\/7, even as an away message. I have been rejected by someone. I have made a move on a friend&apos;s significant other in the past. I have avoided work to play with my blog. I, as a child, learned &#8220;the difference between boys and girls&#8221; with a neighbor or friend. I enjoy country music. I love my friends. I think that Pizza Hut makes the best pizza. I watch soap operas on a regular basis. I am a perfectionist. I love Michael Jackson &#8211; scandals and all. I have watched the television show &#8220;Spongebob Squarepants.&#8221; I have dated a close friend&apos;s ex. I am content as of this moment. I have gone scuba diving. (not yet, but I want to!) I have had a crush on somebody I have never met. I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn&apos;t. I play a musical instrument. I strongly dislike math. I am procrastinating by filling out this list. I own and use a library card. I have been to Europe. I have seen &#8220;The Lord of the Rings&#8221; trilogy. I have seen the television show &#8220;The O.C.&#8221; I am resentful that I have to grow up. I like eating Ramen noodles. I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often. I am currently suffering from a broken heart. I consider myself to be a &#8220;geek.&#8221; (statement was &#8220;nerd&#8221; &#8211; &#8220;geek&#8221; is much more satisfying) I am left handed. I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with. I enjoy smoothies. I have had major surgery. (Tonsillectomy. That&apos;s it.) I have a pet. I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor. I own 100 CDs or more. I am currently in my pajamas. (well, what I wear to bed, anyway) I have a tendency to fall for the &#8220;wrong&#8221; girl\/guy. (Used to!) I will try anything once. (Mostly) I have tried a drug that is illegal. I am a cuddler. (Sometimes) I am a Republican. I am Catholic. I am a college student. I like to cook. I like to vacuum. I collect picture frames. I like Shakespeare. I like to sing. I practice a religion that is not considered &#8220;mainstream.&#8221; I have counted down the days until the summer. I have fulfilled someone&apos;s dare at a party or gathering. I am, or was, pigeon-toed. I have been to an anime convention. I have a hard time paying attention at school. I have a car. I am an only child. (I was raised as an only child) I work at a job that I enjoy. I sleep a lot during the day. (Given the chance, that is) I like the taste of blood. I have swum in the ocean. I know how to shoot a gun. I like being the center of attention. I am currently pregnant. I have watched &#8220;Sex and the City.&#8221; I am married. I want to get (re-)married. I have all my grandparents; none of them have died. I am a huge fan of lists. I have had my hair cut within the last week. I enjoy jazz music. I am a &#8220;morning person.&#8221; (HAHAHAHA! Um, no.) I currently regret something that I have done. I&apos;m a virgin. I think long strings of html code look cool. I do not believe people are inherently good or evil; rather, they are inherently lazy. I read books for pleasure. I love learning foreign languages. I believe that life is not worth living unless you have friends to share your experiences with. 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