Jen – We're late! And I'm not wearing any pants!!
\nRob – … That's a .sig!<\/p>\n
Ok, they're in the dryer, see.<\/p>\n
I owe responses all over the place! I'll get 'em done before bed.<\/p>\n
I gotta go. And I still need my pants. And waffles!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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