{"id":453,"date":"2005-04-26T23:15:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-27T04:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2005\/04\/26\/son-of-a\/"},"modified":"2005-04-26T23:15:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-27T04:15:00","slug":"son-of-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2005\/04\/26\/son-of-a\/","title":{"rendered":"Son of a&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My laptop broke.<\/p>\n<p>I was using it this morning, I put it to sleep as always, and when I got home from work it was not asleep &#8211; it was off.  The power cord was in, but it was not glowing as it should be.  The battery claims it has a full charge, but the laptop will not turn on.<\/p>\n<p>Ugh.<\/p>\n<p>I&apos;ve got a very bad feeling about this.<\/p>\n<p>I&apos;m going to bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My laptop broke. I was using it this morning, I put it to sleep as always, and when I got home from work it was not asleep &#8211; it was off. The power cord was in, but it was not glowing as it should be. The battery claims it has a full charge, but the laptop will not turn on. Ugh. I&apos;ve got a very bad feeling about this. I&apos;m going to bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}