{"id":480,"date":"2005-07-07T14:36:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-07T19:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2005\/07\/07\/blech-2\/"},"modified":"2005-07-07T14:36:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-07T19:36:00","slug":"blech-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2005\/07\/07\/blech-2\/","title":{"rendered":"blech."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can someone <i>please<\/i> explain to me why so many people of the female gender feel the need to yack in the bathroom?<\/p>\n<p>I go in there for 2, maybe 3 reasons &#8211; and having a conversation ain&apos;t one of them.<\/p>\n<p>Don&apos;t even get me started on people who carry on phone conversations whilst occupied in the bathroom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can someone please explain to me why so many people of the female gender feel the need to yack in the bathroom? I go in there for 2, maybe 3 reasons &#8211; and having a conversation ain&apos;t one of them. Don&apos;t even get me started on people who carry on phone conversations whilst occupied in the bathroom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}