{"id":496,"date":"2005-08-09T08:30:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T13:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2005\/08\/09\/so-not-a-morning-person\/"},"modified":"2005-08-09T08:30:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-09T13:30:00","slug":"so-not-a-morning-person","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2005\/08\/09\/so-not-a-morning-person\/","title":{"rendered":"So not a morning person"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, so morning routine is alarm goes off at 7, struggle out of bed sometime hopefully before 8, feed the cats, out of the house by 9.<\/p>\n<p>This morning, the alarm goes off, I hit the snooze bar.  <lj user=\"sqlrob\"> gets up and I doze off a little.  Alarm goes off, hit the snooze bar, doze a little.  <a href=\"http:\/\/robandjen.com\/coppermine\/displayimage.php?pos=-79\">Mai-lyn<\/a> gets up on the bed.  She comes over and yells in my face like only a Siamese can do, and ever so gently <i>pokes<\/i> me with her claws just slightly extended.<\/p>\n<p>I reach over to the alarm clock and hit the snooze button.<\/p>\n<p>That trick never works.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, so morning routine is alarm goes off at 7, struggle out of bed sometime hopefully before 8, feed the cats, out of the house by 9. This morning, the alarm goes off, I hit the snooze bar. gets up and I doze off a little. Alarm goes off, hit the snooze bar, doze a little. Mai-lyn gets up on the bed. She comes over and yells in my face like only a Siamese can do, and ever so gently pokes me with her claws just slightly extended. I reach over to the alarm clock and hit the snooze button. That trick never works.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}