{"id":528,"date":"2005-11-11T06:35:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-11T11:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2005\/11\/11\/three-hours-of-sleep-will-do-that-to-you\/"},"modified":"2005-11-11T06:35:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-11T11:35:00","slug":"three-hours-of-sleep-will-do-that-to-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2005\/11\/11\/three-hours-of-sleep-will-do-that-to-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Three hours of sleep will do that to you."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I just woke up from an odd dream.  I dreamed <lj user=\"commander_zero\"> was teaching me to throw hand grenades at a dixie cup<sup>1<\/sup>.  Then I was reading his journal entry about giving a facelift to a local octogenarian, but I woke up before I could click the link.<\/p>\n<p><small><sup>1<\/sup>Well, it was a large dixie cup.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I just woke up from an odd dream. I dreamed was teaching me to throw hand grenades at a dixie cup1. Then I was reading his journal entry about giving a facelift to a local octogenarian, but I woke up before I could click the link. 1Well, it was a large dixie cup.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}