{"id":640,"date":"2004-03-08T22:46:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-09T03:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2004\/03\/08\/stupid-dog\/"},"modified":"2004-03-08T22:46:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-09T03:46:00","slug":"stupid-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2004\/03\/08\/stupid-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupid dog."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My poor dog.  He gets upset when I swear.  I guess because I get&#8230; loud.  Poor thing.  Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>I can&apos;t cuss in front of the <strike>children<\/strike> pets.<\/p>\n<p>Oh &#8211; why am I swearing?  <lj user=\"sqlrob\"> upgraded my &apos;nix box (a good thing) and my text editor of choice (currently Kate) for some <i>idiotic<\/i> reason change the key that toggles word wrap from F12 to F10.  Why?!?  Why, I ask you.  It makes <i>no sense<\/i>!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My poor dog. He gets upset when I swear. I guess because I get&#8230; loud. Poor thing. Sigh. I can&apos;t cuss in front of the children pets. Oh &#8211; why am I swearing? upgraded my &apos;nix box (a good thing) and my text editor of choice (currently Kate) for some idiotic reason change the key that toggles word wrap from F12 to F10. Why?!? Why, I ask you. It makes no sense!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=640"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}