Wow, I really suck at that! I am a complete and utter klutz!!<\/p>\n
That said, I really think this thing'll be a fun workout. Lord knows I need one or three.<\/p>\n
So I just plunged in, trying to figure out how to get where I want to go using feet<\/i> (weird) and blundered into an actual game. Oh. My. Gawd. That's bloody hard! At this point I'm moaning, no, no, no where's the bloody tutorial! I don't understand! Help!! Then I wound up in workout mode and started laughing hysterically. Yeah, right – I can do that. NOT!!!<\/p>\n
Found my way out of that and discovered they give you little notes. How thoughtful! Aha! LESSON MODE!! That's what I need. Pre-beginner. So I made my way through lesson one – hey, I think I can do this! Hey…. I'm sweating. HEY! That's bloody enough for today, dammit! Let's not court a coronary, shall we?<\/p>\n
Then I found the options section… Wheee!!! Difficulty = Easiest. Damn straight.<\/p>\n
I may actually like this thing. Two more lessons and maybe I'll even try the game. If I live that long.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Wow, I really suck at that! I am a complete and utter klutz!! That said, I really think this thing'll be a fun workout. Lord knows I need one or three. So I just plunged in, trying to figure out how to get where I want to go using feet (weird) and blundered into an actual game. Oh. My. Gawd. That's bloody hard! At this point I'm moaning, no, no, no where's the bloody tutorial! I don't understand! Help!! Then I wound up in workout mode and started laughing hysterically. Yeah, right – I can do that. NOT!!! Found my way out of that and discovered they give you little notes. How thoughtful! Aha! LESSON MODE!! That's what I need. Pre-beginner. So I made my way through lesson one – hey, I think I can do this! Hey…. I'm sweating. HEY! That's bloody enough for today, dammit! Let's not court a coronary, shall we? Then I found the options section… Wheee!!! Difficulty = Easiest. Damn straight. I may actually like this thing. Two more lessons and maybe I'll even try the game. If I live that long.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=722"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}