{"id":741,"date":"2004-07-20T15:09:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-20T20:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2004\/07\/20\/i-only-post-these-when-i-think-theyre-funny\/"},"modified":"2004-07-20T15:09:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-20T20:09:00","slug":"i-only-post-these-when-i-think-theyre-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2004\/07\/20\/i-only-post-these-when-i-think-theyre-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"I only post these when I think they're funny"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Which Hunky Movie Character Will You Marry?<\/b><\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Username <\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite film type <\/td>\n
Character<\/b> <\/td>\nWill Turner (Pirates of the Carribean)<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Wedding<\/b> <\/td>\nCommon-law marriage, as you couldn't be bothered to haul your butt down to the courthouse<\/b><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Honeymoon<\/b> <\/td>\nA month in some tropical paradise, with scantily clad men and women waiting on you hand and foot (when you're not busy screwing each other senseless)<\/b><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Chance that your marriage will last – 8%<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Number of kids you'll have together<\/b> <\/td>\n11<\/b><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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This fun quiz<\/font><\/a> by nicki<\/font><\/a> – Taken 9045 Times.<\/p>\n

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New – COOL Dating Tips and Romance Advice<\/a>!<\/font><\/div>\n<\/form>\n

Oooh – though I liked him better as Legolas. Orlando Bloom just doesn't do it for me that much. And I don't usually go for long haired blond men, either – but Legolas…. mmmmm.<\/p>\n

But he can forget about those 11 kids. Unless we're talking kittens.<\/p>\n

And now for something completely different – tell me about restaurant leftovers – how do you eat them?<\/p>\n

Me, if I eat them at all, it's almost always cold, straight from the box. Pizza? Cold. Chinese leftovers? Cold. Steak? Don't even cut it up – I just gnaw on it cold the next day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Which Hunky Movie Character Will You Marry? Username Favorite film type noirhorroraction adventuredramaromancecomedydramadyanimatedanimated musicalmusicalsadultepicshistoricalscience fictionwarwesternschickflicks Character Will Turner (Pirates of the Carribean) Wedding Common-law marriage, as you couldn't be bothered to haul your butt down to the courthouse Honeymoon A month in some tropical paradise, with scantily clad men and women waiting on you hand and foot (when you're not busy screwing each other senseless) Chance that your marriage will last – 8% Number of kids you'll have together 11 This fun quiz by nicki – Taken 9045 Times. New – COOL Dating Tips and Romance Advice! Oooh – though I liked him better as Legolas. Orlando Bloom just doesn't do it for me that much. And I don't usually go for long haired blond men, either – but Legolas…. mmmmm. But he can forget about those 11 kids. Unless we're talking kittens. And now for something completely different – tell me about restaurant leftovers – how do you eat them? Me, if I eat them at all, it's almost always cold, straight from the box. Pizza? Cold. Chinese leftovers? Cold. Steak? Don't even cut it up – I just gnaw on it cold the next day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=741"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}