{"id":781,"date":"2004-11-05T22:36:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-06T03:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2004\/11\/05\/my-head-hurts\/"},"modified":"2004-11-05T22:36:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-06T03:36:00","slug":"my-head-hurts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2004\/11\/05\/my-head-hurts\/","title":{"rendered":"My head hurts."},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 width=250px>\n<tr>\n<td align=center bgcolor=black><font style=&apos;font-family: Arial; font-size: 14pt; color: white&apos;>jenbooks may explode without warning<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=center bgcolor=red><font style=&apos;font-family: wingdings; font-size: 64pt; color: black;&apos;>M<\/font><br \/><font style=&apos;font-family: Arial; font-size: 32pt; color: black;&apos;>EXPLOSIVE<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<form method=\"POST\" action=\"http:\/\/www.go-quiz.com\/warning-label\/warning-label.php\">Username:<input name=\"uname\"><input type=submit value=\"Get your warning label\"><br \/><\/form>\n<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.go-quiz.com\">Go-Quiz.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>===================================================<br \/>\nWe have this really nice <a href=\"http:\/\/robandjen.com\/coppermine\/displayimage.php?pos=-256\">trunk thing<\/a> that we use as a coffee table in the living room.  We keep a couple of down throws in it when we&apos;re not using them, and some videos I don&apos;t quite know what to do with right now.  For the past couple of months, I hid <lj user=\"sqlrob\">&apos;s birthday presents in it.<\/p>\n<p>So I open the thing up to get the presents out, and as I&apos;m leaning in, the top crashes down on my head.   Ow.  I have a headache now.<\/p>\n<p>There&apos;s no real point to this story; just that my head hurts.<\/p>\n<p>Ow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jenbooks may explode without warning MEXPLOSIVE Username: From Go-Quiz.com =================================================== We have this really nice trunk thing that we use as a coffee table in the living room. We keep a couple of down throws in it when we&apos;re not using them, and some videos I don&apos;t quite know what to do with right now. For the past couple of months, I hid &apos;s birthday presents in it. So I open the thing up to get the presents out, and as I&apos;m leaning in, the top crashes down on my head. Ow. I have a headache now. There&apos;s no real point to this story; just that my head hurts. Ow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=781"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/781\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}