{"id":788,"date":"2004-12-09T12:04:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-09T17:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2004\/12\/09\/wtf-again\/"},"modified":"2004-12-09T12:04:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-09T17:04:00","slug":"wtf-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2004\/12\/09\/wtf-again\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF &#8211; AGAIN???"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah.  Stopped in the right lane waiting for a construction truck.  BAM! &#8211; rear-ended.<\/p>\n<p>We just ran out of cars.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah. Stopped in the right lane waiting for a construction truck. BAM! &#8211; rear-ended. We just ran out of cars. Fuck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}