{"id":805,"date":"2003-02-02T10:16:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-02T15:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2003\/02\/02\/heheh-found-elsewhere\/"},"modified":"2003-02-02T10:16:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-02T15:16:00","slug":"heheh-found-elsewhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2003\/02\/02\/heheh-found-elsewhere\/","title":{"rendered":"Heheh &#8211; found elsewhere"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>(And to our pathetic, pandering, insult to &#8220;figurehead,&#8221; weasel-faced, broken<br \/>\nbobble-head doll of a leader, I say this:  Thanks ever so much for turning<br \/>\nwhat should have been a simple acknowledgement of tragedy far beyond that of<br \/>\nseven people losing their lives into a fucking full-on sermonette.  Have<br \/>\nanother pretzel, you sorry, sanctimonious gasbag.)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>:::standing up and applauding!::::<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(And to our pathetic, pandering, insult to &#8220;figurehead,&#8221; weasel-faced, broken bobble-head doll of a leader, I say this: Thanks ever so much for turning what should have been a simple acknowledgement of tragedy far beyond that of seven people losing their lives into a fucking full-on sermonette. Have another pretzel, you sorry, sanctimonious gasbag.) :::standing up and applauding!::::<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}