{"id":825,"date":"2003-05-17T15:21:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-17T20:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2003\/05\/17\/how-will-i-die\/"},"modified":"2003-05-17T15:21:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-17T20:21:00","slug":"how-will-i-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2003\/05\/17\/how-will-i-die\/","title":{"rendered":"How will I die?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;snort&gt;  I can see that happening.<\/p>\n<p><lj-cut text=\"Cut to spare stupid test haters (The test being stupid, not the hater of said test.  I hate them too, though I&apos;m compelled to take them every now and then... I should get help.)\"><br \/>\nCut to spare stupid test haters (The test being stupid, not the hater of said test.  I hate them too, though I&apos;m compelled to take them every now and then&#8230; I should get help.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zenhex.com\/tests\/edeath\/index.html\">I will be impaled by a frozen urine spike expelled from a jetliner<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zenhex.com\/tests\/edeath\/imp.jpg\" border=\"0\"><\/p>\n<p>How will you die? Take the <b>Exotic Cause of Death Test<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;snort&gt; I can see that happening. Cut to spare stupid test haters (The test being stupid, not the hater of said test. I hate them too, though I&apos;m compelled to take them every now and then&#8230; I should get help.) I will be impaled by a frozen urine spike expelled from a jetliner How will you die? Take the Exotic Cause of Death Test<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=825"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}