{"id":836,"date":"2003-07-24T23:01:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-25T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2003\/07\/24\/must-sleep-but-i-have-something-to-say-first\/"},"modified":"2003-07-24T23:01:00","modified_gmt":"2003-07-25T04:01:00","slug":"must-sleep-but-i-have-something-to-say-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2003\/07\/24\/must-sleep-but-i-have-something-to-say-first\/","title":{"rendered":"Must sleep, but I have something to say first."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are two things I must say at this moment in time.<\/p>\n<p>1 &#8211; Being on a jury is a monumental responsibility and sucks ass.<\/p>\n<p>2 &#8211; Becoming a parent is <b>not<\/b> inevitable, nor is it necessarily desireable.<\/p>\n<p>These statements are not related in any way.  Well, not directly, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are two things I must say at this moment in time. 1 &#8211; Being on a jury is a monumental responsibility and sucks ass. 2 &#8211; Becoming a parent is not inevitable, nor is it necessarily desireable. These statements are not related in any way. Well, not directly, anyway. That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=836"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}