{"id":847,"date":"2003-08-18T14:05:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-18T19:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2003\/08\/18\/if-i-were-in-charge\/"},"modified":"2003-08-18T14:05:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-18T19:05:00","slug":"if-i-were-in-charge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2003\/08\/18\/if-i-were-in-charge\/","title":{"rendered":"If I were in charge…"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Grown women with little girl voices<\/b>
Circle I Limbo<\/p>\n

People who talk in movie theaters<\/b>
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind<\/p>\n

Tailgaters<\/b>
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow<\/p>\n

Marketdroids<\/b>
Circle IV Rolling Weights<\/p>\n

Parents who can't\/won't control their children<\/b>
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled<\/p>\n

River Styx<\/p>\n

Telemarketers<\/b>
Circle VI Buried for Eternity<\/p>\n

River Phlegyas<\/p>\n

George Bush<\/b>
Circle VII Burning Sands<\/p>\n

Spammers<\/b>
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement<\/p>\n

The Pope, Religious Fundies (any flavour), John Ashcroft<\/b>
Circle IX Frozen in Ice<\/p>\n

Design your own hell<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Grown women with little girl voicesCircle I Limbo People who talk in movie theatersCircle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind TailgatersCircle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow MarketdroidsCircle IV Rolling Weights Parents who can't\/won't control their childrenCircle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx TelemarketersCircle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas George BushCircle VII Burning Sands SpammersCircle IIX Immersed in Excrement The Pope, Religious Fundies (any flavour), John AshcroftCircle IX Frozen in Ice Design your own hell<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=847"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}