{"id":865,"date":"2003-09-02T14:35:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-02T19:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2003\/09\/02\/erk-2\/"},"modified":"2003-09-02T14:35:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-02T19:35:00","slug":"erk-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2003\/09\/02\/erk-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Erk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, so I was running late this morning.  My sleep cycle is slightly whacked and I had trouble sleeping last night.  I took a quick shower and towel dried my hair.  I went to spray on the usual detangler stuff (prior to combing, of course) and realized by the scent that I was using <i>hair spray<\/i>!   Ugh.  What&apos;s funny is, I hardly ever use the stuff, so usually I have to unplug the nozzle when I do.  Not <i>this<\/i> time &#8211; D&apos;OH!<\/p>\n<p>Ah well.  What&apos;s another bad hair day, anyway&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, so I was running late this morning. My sleep cycle is slightly whacked and I had trouble sleeping last night. I took a quick shower and towel dried my hair. I went to spray on the usual detangler stuff (prior to combing, of course) and realized by the scent that I was using hair spray! Ugh. What&apos;s funny is, I hardly ever use the stuff, so usually I have to unplug the nozzle when I do. Not this time &#8211; D&apos;OH! Ah well. What&apos;s another bad hair day, anyway&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}