{"id":961,"date":"2003-11-27T09:25:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-27T14:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2003\/11\/27\/too-smart-for-his-own-good\/"},"modified":"2003-11-27T09:25:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-27T14:25:00","slug":"too-smart-for-his-own-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/2003\/11\/27\/too-smart-for-his-own-good\/","title":{"rendered":"Too smart for his own good."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The kitten is playing by <lj user=\"sqlrob\">&apos;s chair.  Rob looks down to see what he&apos;s doing.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ahem,&#8221; says Rob.  &#8220;Just what do you think you&apos;re doing??&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Max is carrying and chewing on a shrink-wrapped package of six toy mice that he liberated from the top of my dresser.<\/p>\n<p>:::boggle:::<\/p>\n<p>Pushy little shit.  One at a time isn&apos;t enough??<\/p>\n<p>Now he wants me to throw the one I let him keep&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The kitten is playing by &apos;s chair. Rob looks down to see what he&apos;s doing. &#8220;Ahem,&#8221; says Rob. &#8220;Just what do you think you&apos;re doing??&#8221; Max is carrying and chewing on a shrink-wrapped package of six toy mice that he liberated from the top of my dresser. :::boggle::: Pushy little shit. One at a time isn&apos;t enough?? Now he wants me to throw the one I let him keep&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-961","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/961","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=961"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/961\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robandjen.com\/jen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}