Thanks, @HEB for charging us $2.00 to use your coupon! https://t.co/7Bvc0X1I0B 14:00:39

Goodie. I need to learn me some regex and the husband just pulled out the whiteboard. #killmenow #IhateRegEx 17:54:01

Snow! South Austin… 22:41:08

RT @adriennerosemio: 🐌✨s n a i l r a c e ✨🐌 Rt after voting 08:30:31

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Oh. My. God. I'm so trying this. https://t.co/z4YROWiBM0 17:42:21

RT @tenthletter_: Pineapple and non-pineapple eaters we have to put aside our differences because we have a common enemy now. https://t.co/dWMZZpjNv7 14:22:19 Sad state of affairs when writing a paper check and mailing it is less hassle than using the website. @TASConline 15:41:15

RT @circuses_bread: @pkcapitol @chrislhayes @SenMikeLee @RandPaul Congress should have never relinquished the War Powers given to them… https://t.co/i0QCI9amhy 17:57:35

Welp, it's back in my head again… but TOTALLY WORTH IT! – "Toss A Coin To Your Witcher" (metal cover) – https://t.co/3Y57OubTBz 09:43:12

RT @sqlrob: Exactly 20 years since I asked @jenbooks to marry me. Here's to 20 and more years. 00:14:23 <3 you mister. https://t.co/8fVY0IP1as 00:14:43