RT @DrGonzoB522: @CascadianSolo @jabeale Damn bro. We are pretty proud of our free wheelin’ attitude toward the death penalty here… https://t.co/HTWprBibt8 10:30:54

RT @smartlyjoan: @mrshellwinger @jdawsey1 @TimOBrien #GOP reads the constitution like they read the Bible, it says whatever they want it to say. 12:33:34

RT @CarmenCrincoli: @TinkerSec Twitter’s moderators only get “satire” when it involves telling people to step into the oven. 🙄 17:54:21

RT @evilbobdayjob: @kcimc @Cavalorn @internetofshit Surveillance camera converts to Christianity after seeing the faces of Jesus & Mar… https://t.co/zTEjQI4Eih 10:21:35

I just backed Ohsnap: The Phone Grip That Doesn't Suck on @Kickstarter https://t.co/dVA7BVvyz4 17:09:36

Pretty freakin' pissed off that I can't redeem a digital movie I just bought without yet another app. If this is t… https://t.co/ikcJiyGE8V 22:02:02

Really, @austintexasgov? You need to send people door to door to explain the composting thing? You couldn't just m… https://t.co/2LkkHlshWD 18:04:17

RT @Cary_Elwes: There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one. https://t.co/5N8Q3P2e5G 08:48:24

RT @JustOrb: This is the difference between a "service provider" and a utility company. The internet has become a utility, just… https://t.co/RrhJJANQ5Y 13:35:41

RT @sqlrob: Given how Mom's dog is acting without any training, and how things are going between him and the cats, I have come… https://t.co/FTMEJxsrpw 17:33:49