Morning #earworm: Jade Bird – "Uh Huh" https://t.co/LpPIP2BnIR 07:16:52 Didn't know where my cats were, so I put on a "cat sitting" video. Within two minutes I had 4 cats sitting in fron… https://t.co/b2wKRyeAFl 11:12:23

My inner child is fine – I'm just trying to find my inner adult! 07:50:03

Word. https://t.co/Uw4d5G6wfF 07:36:35

I wonder what I should do for my 3000th tweet… ah, crap. #oops 16:44:48

RT @jackh3427: To celebrate reaching 200 followers on Twitter I'm doing a #dnd / #ttrpg #dice #Giveaway!! You must fallow me… https://t.co/2D7kBTf5Fg 12:44:31

RT @BradReason: Police sketch of the bomber suspect #magabomber https://t.co/lQFhwy93uN 08:15:56

My interest in #Fallout76 just dropped from "well, it *could* be fun" to "oh hell no". Guess I'll go play 4 or New… https://t.co/rV9nxfyUIe 13:10:26 RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Breaking: Trump’s constant gaslighting finally sets the entire nation on fire. 13:10:56

WTF Texas, if I wanted this much rain I'd've stayed in Oregon! 10:59:24

From now on, I'm calling bumper stickers "car flair". 14:57:58

Kill me now. #fml #notdeadyet https://t.co/HLVrjueFRb 10:22:33