Bats!

Photo: I’m helping! tmblr.co/ZU9okwjDbCg_

Photo: Date night with the husband: Ticket to Ride tmblr.co/ZU9okwjA1WpI

So Lowe’s has this machine that you stick a key in, swipe a credit card, and it automagically MAKES YOUR KEYS? I love living in the future.

Ha!! RT @sqlrob: . @google: We’re bringing Gb to Austin! @ATT: We are too! @TWC: Now hiring retention staff!

Dear idiot websites: What is the point of a password when you send it back to me in an unsecured email?? Idiots.

Photo: Playing Humans!!! tmblr.co/ZU9okwi5476z

Photo: Playing Clocktowers tmblr.co/ZU9okwi4ffhR

Cool. It’s a felony to tell people that water is coming out of the water tap. theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/…