Me: (doing testing-like things) Random site – go! @sqlrob: Uhhh… https://t.co/G8YZ7V0Tyx Me: You are PREDICTABLE! 12:09:18

My tinnitus is drowning out my earworm. 08:11:58

Neat! Our MoneyMarket was getting 2% interest. Now it's 0.3% 14:09:05

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yeah, fuck you princess. Soooooo unfair /eyeroll https://t.co/XLjKactkEs 21:33:35 RT @HereToResist: @AbeRakov @OverheardinDC "I mean, people can't hold it against us just because we were guards at the concentration… https://t.co/ZAoUXNEbNG 21:34:46

RT @mviser: Vice President Mike Pence, the head of the coronavirus task force, now has an outbreak in his own office. And despi… https://t.co/tuW6ZgjU3i 14:23:28

RT @ddale8: Trump to a mostly maskless audience at The Villages: “We’re rounding the corner beautifully.” (A lie.) He criticize… https://t.co/AmIGQ80bmA 19:52:41

RT @VoLinxx: If you're still social distancing, washing your hands, limiting contact with people, and wearing a mask, please ret… https://t.co/n1sqSpZYYx 10:16:25

Jeez, @JetsPizza – how many times do I need to sign up for an account! Been ordering online for years – nope, need to sign up again! 19:13:36

Truth. 🎲 https://t.co/VO8bpD4Ufp 16:39:56

RT @PalmerReport: Bumble Bee, Starkist, and Chicken of the Sea are all trending right now because the President of the United States is a fucking idiot. 23:58:33