Dell computer won't sell to gun owners. Mrs. Grundy and the Thought Police on every fucking street corner.

Woohoo! I get to go out on a date with my husband tonight, 'cause my best friend gave us D&B gift certificates! Gotta go get dressed!

Naps are a wonderful thing. I'm a night person, for the most part, and for some reason last night I was motivated to clean my desk. So I did – and didn't stop until 4:30 in the morning. Not that I'm done with the desk mind you. But I got a damn fine start on it. I managed to get up this morning by 10, which was quite a feat for me lately. But I crashed big time around 2. So here I am again, fresh from a wonderful nap, and I'm diving back in to my desk-box nightmare. Maybe…

Gawd, what is it with teenagers and bad poetry? I'm desperately trying to clean out my “desk”, which includes boxes of CRAP scattered throughout the house. So now I just ran across a folder from high school, that most likely came from my mom's stuff when she died. Oh yeah, I've still got a bunch of that crap to go through too. Is there any cure for being a packrat? The last time I saw you You looked so proud Standing there, in your cap and gown. Surrounded by family and friends, You smiled at me, Then moved on. I…

I'm sorry, but this site just amused me far more than was warranted. I'm still giggling.

Our wonderful president: “My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific.” What's more, the so-called transcript on the white house site changed “a century and a half” to “half a century”. Thank $DEITY for the BBC – listen for yourself. Huh. Guess the “day that will live in infamy” didn't make it to the next century? Must be…

Today was a nice day. The weather was beautiful – sunny and breezy, but not too cool. I took a book and a laptop outside to my wonderful backyard and watched my dog try to chase the squirrels. Didn't accomplish anything productive today at all, except for ordering my new slippers. Still trying to find my misplaced motivation. It seems as if it's irretrievably lost. All I've eaten today is a liverwurst sandwich, and a banana. Googlewhacking is sweeping the internet. Well, I don't know if that's true, but it's funny. There's at least two sites that are dedicated to…

A simple concept, really. Warm, comfortable, indoor coverings for one's foot. Mine wore out, and must be replaced. You'd think it would be easy to find such a thing. No. Not when you're looking for warmfuzzycomfy boot type slippers apparently. I went to Target. Wal-Mart. JC Penney's. Sears. Dillards. Foley's. Linens and Things. Hanes Store. TJMax. Ross. Everywhere I found lots and lots of slippers that cover only the front of your foot. What about the poor exposed heel, I say? Doesn't the heel deserve warmth and protection? Then there's those icky thin elastic gramma slippers. Or the ones with…

I Am A: True Neutral Half-Elf Fighter Bard Alignment:True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly. Race:Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves. Primary Class:Fighters are the…

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