I wonder what I should do for my 3000th tweet… ah, crap. #oops 16:44:48

RT @jackh3427: To celebrate reaching 200 followers on Twitter I'm doing a #dnd / #ttrpg #dice #Giveaway!! You must fallow me… https://t.co/2D7kBTf5Fg 12:44:31

RT @BradReason: Police sketch of the bomber suspect #magabomber https://t.co/lQFhwy93uN 08:15:56

My interest in #Fallout76 just dropped from "well, it *could* be fun" to "oh hell no". Guess I'll go play 4 or New… https://t.co/rV9nxfyUIe 13:10:26 RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Breaking: Trump’s constant gaslighting finally sets the entire nation on fire. 13:10:56

WTF Texas, if I wanted this much rain I'd've stayed in Oregon! 10:59:24

From now on, I'm calling bumper stickers "car flair". 14:57:58

Kill me now. #fml #notdeadyet https://t.co/HLVrjueFRb 10:22:33

Blast from the past! Morning #earworm: The Sugarhill Gang – Rapper's Delight – https://t.co/dtfTXO2LpN 08:22:46

RT @cmpriest: Am in a McDonalds next to a table full of teenagers – all of whom screamed out loud at the emergency presidential t… https://t.co/EOo1CgA31d 13:27:55